I always say no to a third martini.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

But it doesn’t listen! 🍸🍸🍸

[essaynnc]

1. Me too!

But i make sure that the first and second ones are enormous!!!!!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 😁

[SWBTATTReg]

3. Or, you do say Yes to a fourth martini, don't count the 3rd one, ha ha heh...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 🤗🍸🍸🍸🍸

[GoneOffShore]

4. One Martini, two Martini, three Martini, floor.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. 😂

[cilla4progress]

5. You

are cracking me up this morning.

😆

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. 😁

[The Unmitigated Gall]

6. I'd like to have a martini...

But only one at the most.

After two I’m under the table,

After three I’m under the host.

-Dorothy L. Sayers, (I think)

[Runningdawg]

8. Never hear that one and now it's written in my book of quotes. Thanks

[The Unmitigated Gall]

18. I might have the numbers wrong...

It might have been “two at the most”, “three under the table”, “four under the host”.

In fact now that I think of it, that’s how it went. Lost the book I read it in.

Dorothy Sayers apparently was a celebrated martini drinker.

[Runningdawg]

21. I wrote it down without looking it up until just now.

The quote I found was indeed worded as above, but was attributed to Dorothy Parker.
https://quotepark.com/quotes/1022073-dorothy-parker-i-like-to-have-a-martini-two-at-the-very-most/#:~:text=Two%20at%20the%20very%20most,I'm%20under%20my%20host.
Edit-I just saw another person posted the same.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. Ba dum tsssshhhhhh! 🤣

[nolabear]

19. Dorothy Parker.

One of my heroes. 😍

[The Unmitigated Gall]

20. Had it wrong. Thank you!

[dem4decades]

7. I should say no to a third martini.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. 🤔

[Brother Buzz]

9. I ordered a 'dry' martini in a German Gasthaus...

and they promptly served me three wonderful martinis.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. 😋

[Ohio Joe]

10. I only do dirty martinis

With extra blue cheese stuffed olives... Like at least four or five per drink

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. 😋