Spouse is trying SO hard to April fools me:

[ret5hd]

Printed a “honk and wave” sign for the back of my truck…I found it.

Put a piece of plastic wrap under the lid of the shampoo so the shampoo wouldn’t come out…I found it.

Should I let her “win” one…or should my prank on her be “i don’t know what you’re talking about…i didn’t notice anything different today at all.”

[underpants]

1. Those are pretty good.

😆

[empedocles]

2. Got my spouse. We were parked outside of the train station, about

10 minutes before the ontime train was due.

I knowingly said, 'UH-OH. The train whistle! [Knew that it was a different train on another line].

Wife bolts out of the car - I couldn't do April Fools anymore.

Told her, 'April Fools', before we started to run, that it was a different train horn we heard. She had a good anxiety releasing laugh. [Anxiety mostly for the upcoming trip, laugh].

We still immediately walked the 50 yards to the station.

[Binkie The Clown]

3. I skip April Fool's day and wait till May Fool's day. Nobody sees it coming then. nt

[Fawkes News]

4. Meanest prank I ever pulled ...

A buddy at the office refused to get a wristwatch. No idea why.

So, he would always check the wall clock in my office before quitting for the day.

I pulled a "Daylight Savings Time" on him and advanced it an hour.

As he walked past the bosses' office, QUESTIONS WERE ASKED.