OK -- I'm going to give away an idea that could make me rich.
There's already a TFG Kleenex dispenser. The tissues appear to come out of his mouth.
There's also a kitten Kleenex dispenser. The, um, configuration is somewhat different.
Putting these two inspirations together .... how could anyone have overlooked the obvious opportunity ?
(PS: Whatever you do, don't Google "kitten in kleenex box" if you expect to get any work done. The effect may linger for several days.)
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ya know? 
Nothing makes him look more like a buffoon than walking around with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
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