** Gets out staple gun and posts rules for the new DU Museum **

[LynneSin]

[NYC_SKP]

1. Shit, I'm screwn.

I've broken every rule up there.

[Dr. Strange]

2. We have a museum?

I should take my friend, Mad Man Andi Drunkard, to this museum. He loves this sort of stuff.

[nolabear]

3. You know Andi too? What a cut-up!

Remember that time he ate other? Good times. Good times.

[Dr. Strange]

7. Hell yeah I know Andi. We're pen pals.

He and I write to dut all the time!

[LynneSin]

4. After 10 years we have plenty of interesting items in the DU Lounge Museum

And didn't you read the sign? Mad Man Andi Drunkard is forbid from the museum!

[Dr. Strange]

5. No way--he's forbid?!!?

How can I possibly be to do that kind of rule strictly?

[LynneSin]

10. He took every kind of gun into the museum except the police

If he had just brought that police he would have been ok!

[NYC_SKP]

6. Since we have a museum, can we also start a DU ZOO?

???

I have JUST the critter!

[nolabear]

11. The preserved tapir penis is my favorite exhibit!

[LynneSin]

12. That wasn't a tapir penis - it was the velvet rope barrier to the Fried Chicken Recipe display

[NYC_SKP]

17. This penis?

[HopeHoops]

8. I wonder what Mad Man Andi Drunkard did to get himself banned.

[LynneSin]

9. I'm guessing you didn't know MFM's real name

It's not MFM

Just saying!

MFM aka Mad Man Adni Drunkard!

[Joe Shlabotnik]

13. pffft... The museum is over rated anyway. Drinks instead?

[IMG][/IMG]

[petronius]

14. Looks a little strict, but as long as is allowed 'tutch the butt'

then I think we can live with this...

[Wounded Bear]

15. Who DUT?

And why I forbid write him?

[LynneSin]

16. You can write or draw to DUT just not in vincity of the museum

geez can't anyone read the rules and understand them????