MiddleFingerMom's THIRD collection of brand-new 2011 Christmas pics & toons:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Please kick 'em every now and then in the spirit of "regifting".
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This is the last "collection". I've got a few singles scheduled for posting tomorrow.
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OCCUPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, MATES!!! (Surfin' Santa greetings from Australia):
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MiddleFingerMom has ABSOLUTELY no trouble taking down his Christmas tree in a timely manner this year.
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"MiddleFingerMom, we've got this extra Tofurkey here. Would you like it for YOUR Christmas dinner?"
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Having turned down a Tofurkey, it was MFM's JOB to get a turkey for the MiddleFingerMom Xmas dinner.
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MFM was a dual-purpose Santa -- kids lined up to sit on his lap and adults lined up for the free medical exam.
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MFM had a good thing going as "The World's Only Pantsless Santa" until that damn KFC opened up in the mall.
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[HopeHoops]

1. Dude, I'm a 20+ year vegetarian and I STILL won't touch "tofurkey".

It's like vegetarian SPAM in my mind.

[pacalo]

2. I liked the "occu-pie"...

MFM shoots a turkey in the frozen foods section!



& MFM's legs.

woowooooo!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

3. Santa? I was good...I swear! What are you doing with that coal?....Wait...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I just have to ask...Why does he have to have that smile on his face? He was obviously lying when he said that it was going to hurt him more than me.

[graywarrior]

4. That reminds me of a Mitt Romney pose

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

5. Did Santa learn how to do that from Mitt then?

I guess that special Mormon underwear isn't the only thing Mitt doesn't show regular people. If only the people knew what Mitt does with lumps of coal...