FUCK! There's some asshole who looks like MFM in a red suit on the roof.

[HopeHoops]

His damn deer are pooping all over the place. Bastard.

[marzipanni]

1. You might consider checking for yellow snow...

Siberian reindeer have long had a thing for magic mushrooms. Fly Agarics, as they’re called, just so happen to be red and white like Santa (Smurf homes were probably modeled after this exact species of fungus). Legend has it, shamen in the region used to drink reindeer urine for its hallucinogenic properties.

http://303magazine.com/2010/12/christmyths-magic-mushroom-munching-reindeer/

[HopeHoops]

2. I don't have huskies, but I do have a border collie and a sheltie!

We don't have any snow right now. By the way, there's a draft beer called "Yellow Snow". The tap head is a guy in an elf suit with what looks like a black lab and there's a tinkle trail under the dog.

I haven't tried it.

[marzipanni]

3. You read too fast.

Yellow snow from Siberian REINDEER, not Siberian Huskies!



(unless dogs enjoy magic mushrooms, too. I'll ask Kali, since I've heard a certain type of magic mushrooms are found growing on cow dung)

[HopeHoops]

7. Everybody has to take a piss once in a while.

[Yavin4]

4. "Legend has it, shamen in the region used to drink reindeer urine for its hallucinogenic..."

If the legend is true, how did the shamen discover that reindeer urine was hallucinogenic? Did they try all other animals' urine through a process of elimination?

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. What makes you think it was the damn deer? n/t

[HopeHoops]

6. Hoof prints on the roof of the car - ALONG with deer poop.

[HappyMe]

8. Just hide the festive libations.

If yuo don't, things will probably get way worse.