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Duncanpup

(15,651 posts)
Sat May 7, 2022, 07:20 AM May 2022

Boog the chocolate lab gave me the look you just fucked up big time man.

I mentioned to my wife as I was searching in the pantry for a flavor of k cup she wanted I said , you’re a hoarder of coffee pods some of these boxes are not even opened example I produced a box I picked up as a gift two years ago.

I glanced at the boog the chocolate lab knowing I fucked up boogs look was you fucked up man. Or the boog was wanting me to pass him a oatmeal cake not sure, so as my wife raised her voice boog bails you’re on own man as my wife brought up all the guitars amps peddles , then she launches into the fishing gear and to prove she’s right all the time. She walked out to the one cabinet and pulled out a spinning reel ultralight that I haven’t opened yet.

I bought the reel probably four years ago clearly she does not understand I’m a collector. So I went to sit on the couch and the chocolate lab was looking at me like where is my oatmeal cream pie man.

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Boog the chocolate lab gave me the look you just fucked up big time man. (Original Post) Duncanpup May 2022 OP
LOL Emile May 2022 #1
You have an interesting home life (n/t) PJMcK May 2022 #2
Whatever you do Diamond_Dog May 2022 #3
I know right Duncanpup May 2022 #4
Be like trDUMPIe,.... magicarpet May 2022 #5
My wife and her mother were picking on me about all the tools I have. The Jungle 1 May 2022 #6
When I win I loose I'm not allowed to win. Duncanpup May 2022 #7
Well you have Boog so that is a win. The Jungle 1 May 2022 #8

Diamond_Dog

(40,577 posts)
3. Whatever you do
Sat May 7, 2022, 07:45 AM
May 2022

Do not ask her why she has so many pairs of shoes that she hardly ever wears.
Do not ask me why I know this.
And yes our dogs are no help at all.

magicarpet

(18,511 posts)
5. Be like trDUMPIe,....
Sat May 7, 2022, 08:05 AM
May 2022

Create a household diversion,...

Have the dogs eat all wifie's shoes and slippers and tear them to shreads.

Then sneak out the back door and go fishing for the day.

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Being forced to sleep on the couch for about a month is not all as bad as painted out to be.



 

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)
6. My wife and her mother were picking on me about all the tools I have.
Sat May 7, 2022, 09:09 AM
May 2022

We were in the kitchen so I just started opening cabinets full of cookware. I won that round. One of the few.
One of her favorite lines is "Yea right".

 

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)
8. Well you have Boog so that is a win.
Sat May 7, 2022, 09:37 AM
May 2022

I have Harper. My Corgi best friend. He is laying on the carpet right now staring at me saying get up. He hates this part of the day. Maybe I will mall walk at Lowe's. He loves going in there. All the girls fuss over him.
It is raining and the electric is off so not much going to happen today. Just keeping the generator full of gas. Yesterday I bought 15 gallons of premium for the small engines. Ouch that hurt.

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