An "OMG!" Stephen King quote:

[Atticus]

"People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.”

[elias7]

1. Awesome...

[madaboutharry]

2. The other day we all found out that Stephen King is Susan Collin's neighbor.

He lives down the street. I didn't know that. I wonder if they ever chat.

[EYESORE 9001]

3. And she was freaked out by sidewalk chalk

I’m sure Mr King could come up with something that would really twist her knickers.

[Backseat Driver]

6. Perhaps she worries how she ended up owning a "yellow blazer"

and the chalk messages were about "lost pets."

Sorry, just channeling King's character, Ted Brautigan, explaining the transformative GQP seduction of Susan Collins...

[Salviati]

9. Probably not.

I think his opinion of her is pretty close to the consensus opinion of her here.

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

4. This reminds of an old joke:

“I have the brain of a genius and the body of a 16 year old… in the trunk of my car “

[nuxvomica]

7. I actually have the body of 16-year-old...

But I've gotten it all wrinkly.

[Cartoonist]

5. I think Robert Bloch said that first.

[chowder66]

8. lol!

[StarryNite]

10. Hahaha!

[Bayard]

11. Love Stephen!

[mucifer]

12. the MAGAs will not think it's a joke. He is a liberal.

But, I don't care!

[FakeNoose]

13. He's not strange, but he does have a bizarre sense of humor

... and he tells some strange stories. But I love most of them!