Just had a Monty Python moment. Or from Chinatown when NICHOLSON

[UTUSN]

appears after the nose-slashing with the nose bandaged up and the audience laughed.

So it's an MD appointment day - go through the routine, the shower, the diabetes blood stab, pills, water/juice/coffee, toast, teeth brush, put laundry in machine, check the horoscope i don't believe in, everything rickatick. Check the wasp traps - nothing - but wasps can be seen gliding around gracefully. Back to house for forgotten phone.

Get in the car and what?! - Some animal left a GIANT POOP on the hood!

Now barely running on schedule, no time to take it off.

So riding cross town with a GIANT POOP on the hood.

*** The only poo am familiar with are dog, bird, horse, cow. Never cat but neighbor has cats which means WHOLE neighborhood has cats. Their poop is not a PILE? Could be possum.

[RockRaven]

1. Does your neighborhood have raccoons?

It hasn't happened in a long time, but we used to have raccoons gorging themselves on a neighbor's fruit trees and then leaving an ungodly pile on our lawn. And in the same spot time after time, for whatever reason.

[UTUSN]

2. Very possible. Instead of Monty Python changing to Fish Called Wanda

with all of the ridiculous surprises.