If there was an actual Purge...

[jmowreader]

…and All Crime Was Legal for 12 hours, what crime would you commit?

I would sponsor a HUGE pot party on the sheriff’s office lawn. It’ll be great. All sorts of picnic food and beer, and Five Whole Pounds of the finest reefer at the closest weed store. We’ll even have nude dancing.

[Ilsa]

1. I'd go piss on MaraLago and poop in Malignia's bathroom.

I might miss the toilet, too.

[onecaliberal]

2. Thanks for the hearty laugh.

[secondwind]

4. 😂😂😂

[Jacoby365]

3. I would steal back the money from Wells Fargo

That they stole from me.

[keithbvadu2]

5. I would embezzle a few billion dollars and put it in my account for tomorrow.

I would embezzle a few billion dollars and put it in my account for tomorrow.

I would pick a bank teller who has already committed their crime.

[jmowreader]

6. I think it's going to take longer than 12 hours to embezzle that much money

[keithbvadu2]

7. Not in my fantasy.

Maybe I'll be a televangelist.