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My 2 favorite political jokes
During the war GW Bush has a daily briefing on the events and situation. One of the generals present is reporting on the daily deaths and wounds says that there were 2 Brazilian casualties. Bush jumps to his feet with angered resolve and announces that this is unacceptable and there is to be a plan on his desk by morning on what's being done to mitigate this problem.
Another presenter takes over talking and Bush leans over to the SECDEF sitting next to him and whispers, "Donny, how many is a Brazilian?"
A racist, narcissist, rapist, thief, egomaniac and misogynist walk in to a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have mr trump?"
