I never jog in the morning anymore because according to

[Floyd R. Turbo]

cop shows there’s a 95% chance I’ll find a dead body!

[bucolic_frolic]

1. Lol, that is such a subtle dig at Hollywood screenwriters

That is almost a formula. Worthy of Columbo, and many others.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 😁

[frogmarch]

5. Yeah, it's kind of like

in crime dramas when the lead character is a woman, and she has a cat, the bad guy will nail the cat to her door.

[ret5hd]

3. Ehhh...it ain't so bad. Just carry a stick...

to poke it with.

[Walleye]

4. And stay out of parking garages. A lot of people get shot there

[gratuitous]

6. I don't care what you say

"Cutter's Way" was still a good movie.