FEDEX CRASH: Woman performing oral sex on driver causes vehicle crash into FedEx truck.

[Fla Dem]

A bit of OMG! to start your Saturday Morning!

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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – Two people inside an SUV were discovered naked after a crash between the vehicle and a FedEx truck Thursday evening and it’s what was going on inside that may have caused the collision, according to officials.

At the time of the crash, the woman inside the SUV was performing oral sex on the male driver, according to Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue who responded to the scene.

The crash happened at North Ocean Boulevard and 19th Street around 6:49 p.m.

There were two people inside the FedEx truck but their injuries were minor.

The driver of the SUV sustained injuries to his private area due to what was going on at the time of the crash, according to FLFR.

It’s unclear whether anyone will be charged in the crash.

[nycbos]

1. Florida. Who would have thunk it?

[Botany]

2. "The driver of the SUV sustained injuries to his private area due to what was going on ..."

[intrepidity]

3. Always the woman's fault, isn't it?

Not the man--driving while f***ing a woman's face.

[Higherarky]

10. ∆∆This∆∆

So much this.

[underpants]

4. Well she knew when the package was coming.

I’ll just be over here

[CincyDem]

8. There is so much wrong with that post...

... and as soon as I recover from my fit of hilarious laughter, I'll think about letting you know.

[underpants]

11. Kinda proud of it

Especially what happened at the end.

[louis-t]

6. Reminiscent of World According to Garp

It wasn't a critic's choice, but I thought it was a good Robin Williams movie.

[Blue Owl]

7. Well that blows...

[LuckyCharms]

9. Was the driver's package damaged though?