Sitting on my porch by myself

[kairos12]

I looked up to the glass door, saw my reflection, and noted my posture was way too close to manspreading.

Even alone I was disgusted.

Went inside.

[kairos12]

2. If had those on

I would be currently blind or drunk. Or both.

Still upright.

[badhair77]

3. This went a whole different direction than I expected.

I thought I’d read about a pleasant breeze, the shining sun, the blue skies, etc. Manspreading wasn’t on my bingo card. Lol. Please go back outside and enjoy the day.

[kairos12]

4. I probably will.

Glad I could you a bit of levity.

[badhair77]

5. Oh, you did! Lol. Stay there even if the neighbors start to gather and gawk.

[Goonch]

6. ;-{)🖖‍

[kairos12]

7. I think mine was

more offensive.

[Iggo]

8. Yep. The farther back I lean, the spreadier I get.