Jokes from my brother (Think you are having a bad day part 2)
Again, probably not true bit who cares?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in
the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally
slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was
dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors. His wife,
hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and
bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door.
She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went
down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort
them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also
quickly blotted up the spilled petrol with some paper towels and
tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done
to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with
a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he
flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on
the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his
buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance.
The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the paramedics carried the man
down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come
to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one
slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out. He fell down the
remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
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