My kid finally had to clean out her purse. Her car

[Floyd R. Turbo]

thought it was a passenger not wearing a seatbelt!

[DetroitLegalBeagle]

1. My wife was the same way when we were dating

I never understood how she accumulated that much stuff all the time. I swear she used to have like 1/4 of her closet, 1/4 of her make up, and like 3lbs of receipts and random paper all in her car. Plus water bottles, Starbucks cups, multiple purses and bags, and shoes. You would think she was living out of her car. Thankfully she quit doing that once we were dating for a while. She had to keep it more manageable since I had to fit in the car occasionally lol.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Ha! 😂

[EYESORE 9001]

3. My wife was not amused

at sketches I made of a two-drawer file cabinet with shoulder straps, allowing it to be worn like a backpack. ‘I think I’ve finally found a purse that can carry all your stuff.’