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LuckyCharms

(22,166 posts) Wed Jun 8, 2022, 08:18 PM Jun 2022

Two guys are sitting at a bar.

One leans over and quietly says to the other guy "Look at those old bastards sitting across from us. That'll be us in 10 years!"

The other guy says "That's a mirror".

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Two guys are sitting at a bar. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Jun 2022 OP

I'll have a double! (n/t) PJMcK Jun 2022 #1

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Hey! I resemble that remark! NNadir Jun 2022 #3

It's ok, I do as well. LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #4

When I do that... NNadir Jun 2022 #5

PJMcK

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1. I'll have a double! (n/t)

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Wed Jun 8, 2022, 08:31 PM

Jun 2022

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NNadir

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3. Hey! I resemble that remark!

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Sat Jun 11, 2022, 11:38 AM

Jun 2022

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LuckyCharms

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4. It's ok, I do as well.

Reply to NNadir (Reply #3)

Sat Jun 11, 2022, 11:39 AM

Jun 2022

Sometimes when I look in the mirror, I just shake my head and mutter to myself "Jesus Christ".

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NNadir

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5. When I do that...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #4)

Sat Jun 11, 2022, 11:55 AM

Jun 2022

...I have to concede though that I'm not Jesus.

He reportedly died young. I avoided dying young.

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