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A family was sitting at the dinner table, enjoying Sunday dinner.
The inquisitive young son suddenly blurted out "Mommy, I saw you bouncing up and down on daddy's stomach last week and you didn't have any clothes on. Why were you doing that"?
The shocked father spit his food out onto his plate, the aunts and uncles started chuckling, and the flustered mother blushed, regained her composure quickly, and replied "Well, your daddy is starting to get very fat, and I was trying to flatten his stomach".
The son simply replied "Oh".
Normal dinner conversation then resumed.
Less than a minute later, the son said "Mommy, I don't think you are going to be able to flatten daddy's stomach that way".
The mother said "Why not"?
The son replied "Because this morning, I saw the mail lady trying to blow it back up".
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