I was going to post a carpentry joke...

[Yavin4]

but I didn't think it wood work.

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1. "Nailed it!"

[TheBlackAdder]

3. I like how you dovetailed that in there.

[PoliticAverse]

2. I saw what you did there. n/t

[Iggo]

9. Perfect.

[onethatcares]

4. if you were on the level,

you'd have been square with us in the beginning.

[Harker]

5. I feel screwed.

Think I'll bolt.

[Tom Kitten]

11. I'm board myself

I'll just lumber on out of here.

[Harker]

13. Not going against the grain, eh? n/t

[Tom Kitten]

14. No I've managed to stave off doing so.

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Because, let's see, how should I frame this?
The stakes are too high.

[Harker]

16. Clearly, no one's getting you over a barrel...

and that's the unvarnished truth.

[Aristus]

6. Why do a carpentry joke when no one adz you to?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. I thought of a great reply, but then it varnished.

[Iggo]

8. To bad you couldn't put it together.

[Tom Kitten]

10. You couldn't have said it any planer

[mercuryblues]

12. I saw what you did there

[surrealAmerican]

15. Time to throw in the dowel ...

... we've got you pegged.