Top two unwritten rules of life:

[sl8]

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[bucolic_frolic]

1. So we can make them up?

[EYESORE 9001]

2. No! They're still rules!

I’d tell ya, but that would involve writing them, yunno.

[lastlib]

3. Can ya maybe give a ferinstance, without writing 'em?

I don't want to go breaking the big ones. I'm in enough trouble here.

[EYESORE 9001]

4. I could use semaphore

[lastlib]

8. That'll work! I remember semaphore from Scouts!

The "clock" with eight numbers!

Go for it!

[2naSalit]

5. +1

[rurallib]

6. Not the way I learned them as a kid

[NNadir]

7. Thus they remain true.

[Iggo]

9. Finally!