When I opened the drapes this morning I saw a woman jogging, a guy walking his dog and a couple of

[Floyd R. Turbo]

kids riding bikes. I was inspired to, close the damn drapes!

[underpants]

1. I saw a dog riding a bike

Ain’t the human mind something?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Probably stolen. Who the hell buys a dog a bike?!

[Wounded Bear]

3. Should probably put your pants on before you re-open them...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. Christ! You sound like my wife!

[The Magistrate]

4. A Sound Reaction, Sir

"When struck with desire for exercise, I lie down till it passes."

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 🤗

[Emile]

7. When I opened my drapes I saw two raccoons

fishing on the edge of my pond. When I stepped outside they ran along the bank and went into the overflow pipe.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Did you get their rods and reels?😁

[MLAA]

8. Don't be a pacifist, yell 'Get off my lawn' because they were precariously close to being on your

lawn!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. That's where my IEDs come into play!

[Totally Tunsie]

11. I woke up at the crack of dawn.

Then I sealed up the crack and went back to bed.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. 🤗