I'm asking everyone to not post anything today.

[LuckyCharms]

I do not feel like sitting here reading posts today.

So, if you all would be kind enough to stop posting for 24 hours, I won't have to "play catch up" tomorrow.

Thank you so much.

I knew you would all understand.

[Harker]

1. Sure, Lucky.

Just for you.

[LuckyCharms]

2. Wait...

I changed my mind.

[True Blue American]

5. Good thing because it is fun

Watching the dog catch the car, then watch it back right over them.

[LuckyCharms]

7. I'm sorry, but could you please be a little more specific as to the type of car

we're talking about here?

Please list make, model, year, color, etc.

These details would help me in my response.

Thank you.

[Cracklin Charlie]

14. Looks like a '55 Alito.

That’s 1355, mind you.

[LuckyCharms]

20. I love those cars!

They still make them. I never considered buying one though, because they are not American made.

Alitos are made in The Yukon.

[Cracklin Charlie]

24. Just too bad they only go in reverse.

I prefer to look out the front windshield while operating a motor vehicle.

[LuckyCharms]

44. The trick is to have it towed to your destination, and then drive in

reverse to get back to where you started.

[Cracklin Charlie]

48. I can never see my instrument panel.

I think I’ll just take the bus. Did they have buses in 1355?

Time to outlaw buses.

[LuckyCharms]

49. I can't see my instrument either since I've put on

some weight.

I've worked around that problem by "guessing".

[Harker]

6. I've unrung bells and shoved toothpaste back into the tube.

I even put on my pants both legs at the same time.

Well, once. When I was young.

[LuckyCharms]

8. Pants?

[Harker]

9. Unlike you, I have no proper trousers.

Yes, I used to wear pants.

[LuckyCharms]

13. I haven't worn pants since the beginning of the pandemic.

I'm sitting here in my underwear right now.

David Archy.

I have a purple pair on. This is seriously good underwear, no kidding.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0995VGGBX/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

[Harker]

17. You're overdressed.

And you're the only guy I can think of that posted a photograph of his pants on a laundry line.

Come to think of it, you're the only guy I know in many pretty odd categories.

[LuckyCharms]

21. I'll take that as a complimet because you used the word

"pretty".

[Harker]

25. You've been deprived of compliments for long enough.

I know - sarcasm, cynicism, deprecation... they all have a place.

It's lovely to get a fucking break every now and then, though!

[LuckyCharms]

37. Well, truth be told, I get many compliments, daily!

"Why are you such a jerk"?

"Pull your own finger asshole, I'm busy".

"Don't you have anything better to do than to ruin my day, asshole"?

I know they don't sound like compliments, but they are actually expressions of love and gratitude, disguised as normal every day polite conversation.

It's a regional type of thing, like a dialect.

[Harker]

43. I know.

My wife was brought up here.

I'm still struggling a little with the local patter, but I'm getting better, asshole.

[LuckyCharms]

46. I LOVE the tuna club

patter at my local diner.

It comes with fries, cole slaw, and a pickle.

[Harker]

50. ...

[LuckyCharms]

52. That's pretty obscure! I thought I've heard every song there is to hear...

so thanks for the video!

Did I ever tell you that I wrote some song lyrics once?

The lyrics are great, but I have not been able to get a band to write the music for the lyrics. They all refuse to until I change the title of the song. They all tell me that the title is too long.

I tell them they are full of shit, they are my lyrics, and I'm not changing the title.

The title is: "Waiter? WAITER? There's something wrong with my goddamn tuna sandwich platter. It smells like the doorknob to the men's room on a tuna boat. Can't you guys even make a fucking tuna sandwich right"?

[Harker]

58. That has Pink Floyd beat.

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict.

You'll notice they're grooving, not hoovering

[Harker]

66. I was a dedicated blues collector, and listened to little else for a decade.

My specialties were blind performers and those with "Slim" in their names.

Obscurity is my middle name.

Not James.

Obscurity.

[Harker]

67. There are hints here and there.

[True Blue American]

61. He has a laundry line? I bet it

Matches his outhouse since he loves to be co- ordinated!

[Harker]

63. Yes!

And it's self drying.

[emulatorloo]

22. Hmm just added those to my cart. They are very dressy, perfect for a classy zoom meeting

[LuckyCharms]

26. They are perfect for Zoom meetings!

I don't show my face during Zoom meetings.

I just point the camera at my underwear.

[Lochloosa]

35. You need to check the link...

It takes you to the XL, and we know that can't be right.

Try this one.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0995VTFYQ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&th=1&psc=1

[LuckyCharms]

40. I did that purposely.

The same way that whenever I go to buy condoms, I loudly ask where the "Magnum" condoms are located. Then I buy 3 dozen of them and say "Gonna be a good weekend".

Then I go home, start crying, throw the magnum condoms away, go online to a pharmacy website, buy just 3 of the extra small size condoms, and it takes me 10 to 15 years before they are all used.

I apologize for trying to deceive everyone.

[True Blue American]

56. $36 a pair!?

Gold lining?

[LuckyCharms]

57. $36 for 3 pairs.

Which works out perfect for me, because I never wear more than 3 pairs at the same time.

[True Blue American]

59. Better buy an extra set then.

I just ordered 6 pairs. I chose pink.

[LuckyCharms]

60. Do they have pink?

I'd get them if they have them...I wear a lot of pink clothing...

[True Blue American]

62. Mine does!

[Ptah]

3. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

[LuckyCharms]

4. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

[dameatball]

10. I have to post. I'm the guy with the thing.

[Harker]

12. Oh. YOU'RE the guy.

I had been wondering who it was

[LuckyCharms]

16. I'm the guy with the nub.

Well, that's what my wife calls it.

"The nub"

"Good morning, nubby"!

[Cracklin Charlie]

11. So funny.

You have inspired me to start a load of laundry.

Maybe if you guys don’t post anything, I will actually get it dry, folded, and put away.

[LuckyCharms]

15. Woah, whoa, wait a second...

Laundry? Folded?

[Cracklin Charlie]

19. You're gonna need clean underdraws at some point, too.

I saw your purple underroo post above. I am here for this thread.

[LuckyCharms]

23. Seriously, I love this underwear!

So does my wife.

They enhance the appearance of my nub.

She made me buy this brand.

[Harker]

28. Purple makes everything better...

Well, except noses.

Noses and nubs.

[LuckyCharms]

30. Yes, nubs should be kind of a

peachy, mauve, blackish, brownish amber, type of color.

Sorry I'm not describing it well. I'll see if I can post some example pics from the internet.

I tell men if theirs are different colors than what I described here, it might indicate a vitamin deficiency.

[Harker]

31. Yeah. Vitamin S.

[LuckyCharms]

33. That's right!

Congratulations!

You're one of the few people I know who have ever stated the correct vitamin.

[Harker]

36. I'm strictly a layman.

[LuckyCharms]

38. I've heard that about you!

Congratulations!

I haven't been a "layman" since the Hoover administration.

Been on a bit of a dry spell.

[Harker]

39. I'm no Hoover.

More of a groover.

[LuckyCharms]

41. Grovy!

Er...Grovvey....er.....grooov....


fuck it...

Far out!!

[iscooterliberally]

18. Well that's a load off of my mind!

I was fretting over what I might post today when I saw this post, so I didn't post anything. Crisis averted!

[LuckyCharms]

27. I'm glad!

I enjoy helping people.

[Harker]

29. He says he has a self drying arse, you know. n/t

[LuckyCharms]

32. They're supposed to be dry?

[Harker]

34. Reasonably.

Perhaps not to the point of flakiness, but at least short of oozing.

[LuckyCharms]

42. But I thought the "ooze"

is a natural "cleanser"?

[Harker]

45. No.

Maybe in your septic tank.

[LuckyCharms]

47. Hey, I don't want to brag, but I live in a high end neighborhood...

We have outhouses here.

I'm not judging people who have to have septic tanks though.

[Harker]

51. I'm hoping there's a breeze.

In-laws coming tomorrow, and the last thing I need is another fucking something or fucking other to talk about.

[LuckyCharms]

53. Oh, there's always a breeze in my outhouse.

So please don't worry.

[Harker]

54. I don't have a self drying arse.

[LuckyCharms]

55. That's OK!

Nothing wrong with drip drying.

[Harker]

64. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

I have to go dry and fold the chickens.

[LuckyCharms]

65. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

I have to go dry and fold the condoms.