I call bullshit! I just read that having sex burns as many calories as running five miles. Who the

[Floyd R. Turbo]

hell can run five miles in thirty seconds?

[Diamond_Dog]

1. Oh, you got a laugh from me, Floyd!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 🤗

[cate94]

3. Lol

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. 😁

[Laf.La.Dem.]

4. I see how you got your name "Turbo"

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. ☺️

[Sneederbunk]

7. And what are you reading?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Post-it my wife left on the fridge! 😏

[spooky3]

9. Hee hee! Nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. 😁

[CentralMass]

10. It's been awhile since I've has sex burns. Probably back in the back seat of that Ford Pinto that I

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. 🫣

[Taraman]

11. It's the sex, then the running away from the relationship that burns the calories

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. 🤔

[LuckyCharms]

12. Oh, look at "Mr. Stamina" here, bragging.

No man can last that long.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. 🤗

[walkingman]

13. I long for the days of "carpet burns" as I got older I figured the real

purpose of a footboard.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. 😏