In defense of tequila, I've done a lot of stupid shit after drinking vodka, gin, and/or beer!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[wryter2000]

1. Why not blame gin?

Then, I can have all of yours.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 🤔

[Best_man23]

3. This is why I refer to tequila as "To Kill Ya"

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😁

[mercuryblues]

5. As the saying goes...

1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
floor

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 🤗

[hlthe2b]

7. But, I'd bet you didn't eat the worm after vodka, gin, or beer.

(then, again, maybe you did! )

[BlueGreenLady]

8. Defense rests.

You are now remanded to Margaritaville.

[LakeArenal]

9. I do Stoopid shit not drinking anything.

So I’ll take a shot of any…

[Tomconroy]

10. I once went ten rounds with Jose Cuervo!

[EYESORE 9001]

12. So did I

It was Jose by unanimous decision.

[Walleye]

11. You can even do plenty of stupid shit while drinking 12 year-old can single malt scotch

[trof]

13. Three Lizard Liquor

I have a bottle of this (only two lizards I picked up at a small liquor store in Narita, Japan.

When you get over the bizarre thought of a drink with a dead animal in it, you’ll soon be able to come to terms with a drink with several dead animals in it! Enter the Asian three-lizard liquor! Consumed in Chinese and Vietnamese villages to restore health and chi, the more lizards or geckos in one drink, the more energy you can absorb. It has also been widely believed that this drink prevents evil spirits from doing you harm. What more could you want from a drink?

Warning: The powerful energy of these lizards has been strongly confirmed by tourists who say they have more energy while they are drunk.

https://www.adventureinyou.com/wtf/7-of-the-strangest-alcoholic-drinks-in-asia/

[imavoter]

14. Tequila was a lot of fun

And that's all I'll say.

[Kali]

15. and rum!