IN ORDER TO KEEP OUR EDITORIAL PAGE COMPLETELY BALANCED,

[dweller]

WE ARE HIRING MORE DIPSHITS
by MIKE SKERRETT

Here at the New York Times, we believe that all sides of the story should be tolerated and explored, from white supremacists being actually kinda cool if you think about it, to people who believe that saying college campuses should be less PC is somehow an interesting use of 1,000 words. That’s why we’re expanding our editorial staff to include more dipshits. Because everyone, no matter how intellectually lazy their conservatism, deserves a column in our newspaper.

By the end of the year, we aim to have 200% more dipshits writing columns for us. As long as you are a Ben Shapiro knockoff who can string together the words “the intolerant left” and occasionally criticize Trump, you have a home here on our opinion pages. Because this is what conservatism is now, and we have to respect that.

Why do we hire dipshits? It’s simple. After the 2016 election, we got yelled at a lot by right-wingers.
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https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/in-order-to-keep-our-editorial-page-completely-balanced-we-are-hiring-more-dipshits?fbclid=IwAR3IWfuyCZK09o8AXHbltdKIjsqyB5bkFaM1ZreeFr-ZNY3fy206P4uSHms



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[dchill]

1. K&R.

[KS Toronado]

2. Sounds like a minimum wage job

Oh, Rs love them.

[progressoid]

3. "...all those things that John McCain said in 2008? Sorry, liberals: that's left-wing now."

Indeed.

[viva la]

4. They just had editorial about treating ectopic pregnancy

As another patient along with rhe woman at risk for death. Now that's even-handed!