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(37,184 posts) Sat Jul 16, 2022, 03:02 PM Jul 2022

I told my doctor, I think I've got the monkeypox.

He asked where I thought I got it and I told him on a toilet seat.

He said that's not possible. I said it sure is and it didn't bother the monkey, but it was real uncomfortable for me.

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