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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsGuess the book by the first line.
"Maybe I shouldn't have given the guy who pumped my stomach my phone number . . . ."
PJMcK
(22,135 posts)But with an opening like that, 'll have to read that one!
It's semi-autobiographical. Carrie Fisher could write.
TexasBushwhacker
(20,300 posts)And yes, she was a heck of a writer
PJMcK
(22,135 posts)"A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a lecture on astronomy."
Diamond_Dog
(32,339 posts)I was born twice: first, as a baby girl, on a remarkably smogless Detroit day in January of 1960; and then again, as a teenage boy, in an emergency room near Petosky, Michigan, in August of 1974.
ucralum
(89 posts)Been a long time since I read it, but a wonderful book that stays with you.
Clash City Rocker
(3,402 posts)Fla Dem
(24,036 posts)Not Heidi
(1,364 posts)But naturally, the book was better.
But who knew Meryl Streep could sing? 😯
wnylib
(21,985 posts)There are Mama Mia, and Into the Woods, for example.
Not Heidi
(1,364 posts)I need to see Into the Woods
wnylib
(21,985 posts)Not Heidi
(1,364 posts)Highly recommended reading.
Clash City Rocker
(3,402 posts)Not Heidi
(1,364 posts)?
Clash City Rocker
(3,402 posts)Apparently the phrase the clock struck thirteen indicated a discovery that changes how you see the world. Pretty cool way to say that, I think.
Not Heidi
(1,364 posts)Clash City Rocker
(3,402 posts)Nay
(12,051 posts)Not Heidi
(1,364 posts)Just a swag (scientific wild-ass guess).
Clash City Rocker
(3,402 posts)Baggies
(503 posts)Just to give everyone a feel good option.
Not Heidi
(1,364 posts)"feel good" - heh
Jade Fox
(10,030 posts)Baggies
(503 posts)One more for the feel good category.
Not Heidi
(1,364 posts)(never read it)
Yes on the other one, too.
Brother Buzz
(36,532 posts)I had to read the entire book to learn how it got broke.
Clash City Rocker
(3,402 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,532 posts)What major movie star made his screen debut in the film?
lpbk2713
(42,802 posts)Robert Duvall
Brother Buzz
(36,532 posts)Clash City Rocker
(3,402 posts)Far Out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Clash City Rocker
(3,402 posts)The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Wounded Bear
(58,879 posts)Clash City Rocker
(3,402 posts)Jade Fox
(10,030 posts)sarge43
(28,949 posts)"Like a glowing jewel, the city lay upon the breast of the desert."
malthaussen
(17,260 posts)'Take my camel, dear,' said my Aunt Dot, as she climbed down from this animal on her return from High Mass.
-- Mal
Ocelot II
(116,280 posts)A famous line, but who knows where it came from?
Here's the whole thing:
"It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrentsexcept at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness."
Not Heidi
(1,364 posts)another swag, no doubt way off
Ocelot II
(116,280 posts)Arthur Conan Doyle was a much better writer.
Not Heidi
(1,364 posts)I looked it up. It has something to do with San Jose State University, no? . . . .
Ocelot II
(116,280 posts)The status of the sentence as an archetype for bad writing comes from the first phrase of the opening sentence of English novelist Edward Bulwer-Lytton's 1830 novel Paul Clifford. The annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest was formed in 1982. The contest, sponsored by the English Department at San Jose State University, recognizes the worst examples of "dark and stormy night" writing. It challenges entrants to compose "the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels." The "best" of the resulting entries have been published in a series of paperback books, starting with It Was a Dark and Stormy Night in 1984.
Not Heidi
(1,364 posts)I love that contest. I just never knew what the first winner was.
Not Heidi
(1,364 posts)it came to mind because of the dark and stormy night:
The night was moist.
TexasBushwhacker
(20,300 posts)As a wannabe writer, I totally understood his frustration.
Not Heidi
(1,364 posts)Solidarity! (I have skills but would gladly suffer for a bit of imagination.)
BluesRunTheGame
(1,640 posts)in the middle of the night and land on my chest.
Jade Fox
(10,030 posts)It sounds so familiar......
BluesRunTheGame
(1,640 posts)Jade Fox
(10,030 posts)BluesRunTheGame
(1,640 posts)Another clue: the writer is female.
BluesRunTheGame
(1,640 posts)Jade Fox
(10,030 posts)Wolf Frankula
(3,612 posts)1: Pernando opened his eyes and looked around him.
2: I was awakened by the showfolk chanting "Saratoga Trunk Boom Boom! Saratoga Trunk Boom Boom!"
Wolf
Harker
(14,176 posts)Mad_Dem_X
(9,594 posts)A chilling opening.
malthaussen
(17,260 posts)Should be dead easy, it's one of the most famous openers ever.
-- Mal