Grammatically Incorrect

[Different Drummer]

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[Higherarky]

1. Oh, my! Where to begin???

Truely!
😉

[Different Drummer]

3. I'm a bit of a grammarian and it always amazes me...

how people abuse and misuse the English language. Every time I think I'm over my astonishment, I'm not.

[Higherarky]

9. I feel you, Friend.

It's challenging to squelch the grammer cop who lives in my skin, especially when I catch myself erring! *facepalm*

[Different Drummer]

11. I err on occasion myself. n/t

[3catwoman3]

18. And which way do you pronounce...

…err? The correct dictionary way that sounds pretentious because almost no one says “ur”, or the almost everyone way of “air”?

I’ve found if I say “ur” people look at me like I just said something really weird, so I mispronounce it on purpose.

[Different Drummer]

19. I go with "air." n/t

[Ptah]

2. Full image:

[central scrutinizer]

6. Made a mistake

They are should be their

[Conjuay]

15. I believe

You mean

"They are" should be "their"

[rsdsharp]

8. Reminds me of the lawn service I fired when they put down

a broadleaf contact herbicide in late October to kill: “Crap” Grass.

[eppur_se_muova]

10. But the apostrophes are correctly used !

I guess they decided to tow the line on that one.

[skylucy]

4. Good one!

[Karadeniz]

5. That's a joke, right?

[LakeArenal]

7. Off course it is.

[Higherarky]

13. Of coarse!

[GreenWave]

12. Some people just take English for granite.

[pansypoo53219]

14. a language test i took said i am a language god, but i still IS gonna use ain't.

reading old books helps. sigh. 1800's americans were so much smarter.

[zanana1]

16. I love the escape goats!

[sarge43]

17. Toak da how rite reel goad course at Trump Unavercity. n/t