Had a dream last night, and it was a doozy.

[LuckyCharms]

It was one of those dreams that you can't quite figure out because it was very convoluted, but it went something like this:

I had somehow gone into a coma in 2015, and woke up today.

When I woke up, my dead mother was sitting at my beside gently explaining everything that has happened in the world since 2015.

I kept saying "Wut"?

Wut?

My mother kept saying "It's spelled "what".

So I got frustrated and said "I'M SAYING IT, NOT TYPING IT"!!!!

[brewens]

1. I've had dreams that are so ridiculous that my unconscious brain calls bullshit.

I realize it's a dream and that wakes me up. It's kind of funny when it happens.

[Harker]

2. Was there a pecker-sniffing, nipple-licking Jack Russell Terrier

named Lily involved?

[LuckyCharms]

3. U ok, Harker?

[Harker]

4. Never better, Lucky!

Had to acknowledge the intersection of your dreams with my reality... complete with pecker-sniffing dogs.

My mother sometimes appears in my dreams, too, and there's usually some waking reality involved.