BREAKING NEWS: Sting has been kidnapped!

[Lochloosa]

The Police don't have a clue

[Glorfindel]

1. They'll never find him!

He's been transported by the Spacing Guild to a planet far, far away..

[Ohiya]

2. Maybe someone will sing.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

3. Maybe he'll send a message in a bottle?

I suspect his harasser who kept standing so close to him.

[Donkees]

5. Someone must have been watching ...

Every move he makes
Every step he takes

[ProudMNDemocrat]

6. Dressed like that...

Don't stand so close to me....

Ewwww!

[GreenWave]

7. Perhaps this White Anglo Saxon Protestant knows something?

[lpbk2713]

8. His family wants to talk to the kidnappers before they pay ransom.

They don't want to give money for nothing.