Glad all the gardening jokes are dying down

[bigtree]

...wait, wth is this?!!

[LastDemocratInSC]

1. That's really good. Thank you.

[regnaD kciN]

2. Someone posted on Twitter today...

…that they had attended a Christian college, and one Sunday got a guest preacher who wanted to drive home the point that everyone, no matter their abilities or spiritual gifts, was called to take a role in evangelism. He chose to use gardening terms in his sermon, and concluded with “So, it doesn’t matter if you’re 6’2” or 5’9”…we’re all hoes for Jesus!” He obviously didn’t expect the reaction he got…

[wnylib]

3. Not gardening, but your post reminds me of the time

that the pastor of my church was saying, in his sermon, that people sometimes brag about keeping the commandments, but fall short of the love and compassion that should be the core of their faith.

As an example he said, "I could say that I don't steal, or I don't kill, or..." and he hesitated, thinking of another commandment to mention. His wife blurted out loudly, "He doesn't commit adultery."

[Wicked Blue]

4. Those plants are peas

not asparagus

[bigtree]

5. plant truther

[Wicked Blue]

6. Just casting asparagus

[bigtree]

7. oh, dear!

[Harker]

8. Trellis another one. n/t

[bigtree]

9. hedgehogs

...why can't they share the hedge?

I know, I know. Clipped hedge jokes are non-secateurs.

[Harker]

10. It's a long way to topiary. n/t

[bigtree]

11. you know who would never let you near their topiary?

...a hedgehog.

[Harker]

12. We're destined for vaudeville!

[bigtree]

13. if we make it there we break into radio

[panader0]

14. Where's pinboy3niner? This would be right down his furrow.

[LudwigPastorius]

15. When le-gumes...are ripe in the greenhouse...

...and cucumbers are brined in jars.

Then peas...stir fried from cabinets...

It's lunch...veggie's the stars!