Have you ever said something funny while high?

[Not Heidi]

This was me a couple of weeks ago:

I hope you're smart enough to hand out spoons with your banana.

And the first time I got high:

Is sleep a word?

Yours?

(Posting this in hopes of getting several replies to distract myself.)

[dweller]

1. Fine, I'm high

Instead of Hi, I’m fine

To my mom on the phone 😵‍💫




✌🏻

[Not Heidi]

2. Nice

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. Everything I say when I'm high is funny!

[brewens]

4. An old guy at our Eagles lodge was wondering what to get his wife for their anniversary

and I said, "Jewlery is always nice, why don't you give her a pearl necklace?"

That brought the house down! Alcohol was involved too.

[Not Heidi]

8. Funny, but

EW.

[Shrike47]

11. I had to look it up. Ewww.

[brewens]

12. You had to be there. The old guy had no clue. I kept a straight face while my buddies were

blowing beer out their noses.

[CentralMass]

5. It's been awhile.. I probably said a lot of stupid stuff back in the day.

In retrospect I never found getting high a postive experience overall. The dry throat/mouth, the paranoia. It usually gave me a headache and a bit of anxiety too. I tried a puff or two when it became legal here in OR but it made me realize why I quit 35 years ago.

[jcgoldie]

13. yeah i can relate

For years all my brothers and buddies would get high and I didn't have a good time because I would get too internal couldn't stop my brain turning and second guessing to be social... so I just drank. But I started growing weed several years ago mostly because I like to grow things not to get high. I started making gummies with the buds and can make them whatever strength I want and use more euphoric sativa dominant strains and it gives a slow burn buzz a lot less couch lock than smoking flower. I eat them a lot and have fun with it now especially at concerts.

[CentralMass]

14. It is a hobby that I may pursue when I retire.

[Sneederbunk]

6. I tend to say sarcastic things when I am low.

[Not Heidi]

9. Cool.

Sarcasm is my favorite form of humor.

[EYESORE 9001]

7. A bunch of us were sitting in a living room

Someone announced out of the blue, ‘it’s raining.’ I instantly replied, ‘are you a meteorologist or just a know-it-all?’ It inspired several rounds of hearty laughter. I guess you had to be there.

[Not Heidi]

10. Dig it.

I also dig your avatar.

[yonder]

15. Stoned me to group of friends some 50 years ago:

“What would you rather do, do something you don’t want to do OR not do something you want to do?”

I thought I was genius, they knew I was toasted.

[Jilly_in_VA]

16. Years ago

a bunch of us were sitting around high and somehow or other my late ex (then just my boyfriend) and our downstairs neighbor were playing with a deck of cards, just slapping them down on the table and making nonsensical remarks while the rest of us watched. Finally the neighbor triumphantly slapped down a card and said, "I'll slagle your finorten!" and for some reason everyone just collapsed in laughter.

[a kennedy]

17. I said "he's a noodle noggin". Herschel Walker

It just fit.

[Iggo]

18. I'm gonna just call you Di.