Bands that don't exist, but should - add your own

[GoneOffShore]

Dinosaur Vagabonds

Sweating Urea

[GPV]

1. Dripping faucets. Rickety chairs. Anguished owls.

[GoneOffShore]

2. Anguished Owls - Emo pop with banjos

And the Dripping Faucets with Joe the Plumber on Whinerphone.

[MiHale]

3. Dangling Dingleberries...

Featuring special guest, Mac “Nose” Picker on bass guitar.

[Goonch]

4. Percy Fawcett

[LastDemocratInSC]

5. Bug Snot, Sex with Fish.

[brewens]

6. My vintage classic rock cover band "Silverback". :)

[Walleye]

7. Demon Semen

[GreenWave]

8. Nudist Buddhists

[Zambero]

9. Nimble Thimble & The Pinheads

[SoBlueInFL]

10. The Astounded Fruit Bats r/o

"astoundedfruitbat" was someone's screen name on another forum and I always loved it!

[GoneOffShore]

11. Love it. And the heavy metal version would be Astounded Vampire Fruit Bats.

[Sky Jewels]

16. Not "Astounded," but ...

[SoBlueInFL]

18. Fantastic!

[LudwigPastorius]

12. The Joint Chiefs of Shaft (funk band)

Hairy Chronic, Jr. (stoner rock)

[Ocelot II]

13. Bleeding Gums

Foundation Garment
Crawlspace
Rusty Starfish and the Sphincters

[red dog 1]

14. The Winos?

Keith Richards had a band called "X-Pensive Winos"

Also, there's a classic rock band from Massachusetts called "In X-pensive Winos"

[jmowreader]

15. Death-26

Comes from a Mad Magazine story about a children’s TV show. The Death-26 was 26 real weapons in an easy to carry device…sort of the predecessor of the Zorg ZR-1 from the Fifth Element.

[Harker]

17. Simon & Garfunkel & Chad & Jeremy.

Black Öyster Sabbath.

Neil Young & Drive-by Crazy Horse.

I could go on.