I'm doing some stupid shit right now.

[LuckyCharms]

Is there a way I can put myself on ignore?

Block myself?

Unfriend myself?

[Bayard]

1. Go to bed!

[LuckyCharms]

2. I'm so wasted that I'll

start yodeling in bed.

So I better stay here.

[2naSalit]

42. Ha!

Beat me to it!

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. Could you hook up a video cam for a consult?

It would help.

[LuckyCharms]

4. I don't have any clothes on below the waist.

So by law, I must decline.

But, thank you.

[debm55]

9. And we needed to know that?LOL

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[LuckyCharms]

10. I'm sorry. I just happened to look down and noticed it.

So by law, I was required to post it.

[FoxNewsSucks]

13. Do you have any idea how many others have unknowingly violated that law by failing to post it????

[LuckyCharms]

16. Yes. And they're all in hell now.

[OAITW r.2.0]

20. So you can't handle a cam shoot.

Keep the focus above your waist and tell us what really pisses you off.

We are all here to help!

[LuckyCharms]

21. I saw a gray pubic hair.

[OAITW r.2.0]

22. Typically, we are allowed +/- 10 pubic hairs on camera. Color not important. nt

[LuckyCharms]

23. How about texture?

Any texture qualifications?

[OAITW r.2.0]

24. Suggest posting to "postimage" -} DU , we have great on-line consultants to evaluate

and provide, hopefully, supportive communication.: roll:

[LuckyCharms]

26. I'm shy. Can I just post a picture of

some other guy's pubic hair?

[OAITW r.2.0]

36. How would we know?

It's all about trust.

[LuckyCharms]

37. I'll Photoshop my name over the hair.

[OAITW r.2.0]

38. Better be gray....

otherwise I will have to declare bullshit. Just advising....

[LuckyCharms]

39. Nevermind. I came up with a better solution.

I have a lot of spray paint in the basement.

I'm going to spray all of my pubes gray, so the real gray one isn't noticeable.

[OAITW r.2.0]

40. We will be entering post 39 into evidence of a deliberate fraud act.

Most of the DU Community - the good looking ones - are suggesting to give up now, while you are still behind, Just a thought.

[LuckyCharms]

41. Try to change their minds.

Tell the community that I don't have any gray paint, so I'm moving my arms really fast while spraying a can of black and a can of white together and trying to get them to blend naturally.

If that doesn't work out, I'll use a black Sharpie on the grey one.

[OAITW r.2.0]

43. When you're done....we won't know the real you.

But - when your done spraying - you will be a gray Lucky Charm.

[Solly Mack]

5. If you put yourself on ignore you will end up talking bad about yourself

for being so judgmental, causing you to feel as if you're doing even more stupid shit.

Vicious cycle.

[LuckyCharms]

7. I know what you mean. Like the old saying goes...

Get two birds stoned at once.

[Solly Mack]

18. Sharing is caring.

[LuckyCharms]

25. True story: I had two friends nmaed Sharon and Karen.

On the rare occasion when the three of us were together at once, I would say "Sharon is Karen".

They would always tell me to shut the fuck up.

[Solly Mack]

28. After the third time of you saying it, I would have told you to shut the fuck up too.

[LuckyCharms]

29. Is that you, Sharon?

[Solly Mack]

31. I'll never tell.

[LuckyCharms]

32. It is you!

Where's that $20 you owe me from 1978?

[Solly Mack]

33. You smoked it.

[LuckyCharms]

35. Jesus Christ

[getagrip_already]

6. Just remember, no matter what stupid shit you could possibly do....

You won't come within a light year of just one of the stupid things musk did today.

[LuckyCharms]

8. That's true. In fact, I'm so old that

I don't have the sexual stamina to fuck an entire company.

[getagrip_already]

12. Like the song says.....

I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm good once as I ever was.....

[LuckyCharms]

15. I was told that I was good once.

She said "You were good tonight, for once".

[magicarpet]

11. Alert on yourself to the admin.,... and hope for the best.

Unleash the wolves and let them dine on your extremities and limbs.

Contrition is said to be a very noble gesture.

Self-flagellation is another method to discipline oneself. But some find it rather extreme. Not to be nosy - but are you into S&M ?

[LuckyCharms]

14. I haven't had a sexual thought since...

the Hoover administration.

[magicarpet]

17. A fist full of Viagra might be just what you need to perk things up.

Some really good deals for the same can be found on the Internet.

[LuckyCharms]

19. Do I have to tape all of them on it at once?

or can I save half of them in case I want to have sex again next year?

[Srkdqltr]

27. Way too much information.😂😂😂

[Mr.Bill]

30. Make sure you are very drunk.

Otherwise, you won't have an excuse in the morning.

[LuckyCharms]

34. I don't drink.

That's why I have to take so many drugs.

[Mr.Bill]

44. I feel sorry for people who don't drink,

because when they get up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day - Dean Martin.