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kairos12

(13,705 posts) Thu Nov 24, 2022, 06:36 PM Nov 2022

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My wife said no puns on Thanksgiving

No can do.

I can’t quit cold turkey.

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My wife said no puns on Thanksgiving (Original Post) kairos12 Nov 2022 OP

At least you won't get a dressing down over it unweird Nov 2022 #1

Did you answer 'I yam what I yam?' MLAA Nov 2022 #2

DUZY! Thread winner! kairos12 Nov 2022 #3

Thanks! MLAA Nov 2022 #4

Puns on Thanksgiving put me in a fowl mood. FuzzyRabbit Nov 2022 #5

That deserves a dressing down. kairos12 Nov 2022 #6

You are a bird brain (n/t) PJMcK Nov 2022 #7

Keep us abreast of the situation. Orrex Nov 2022 #8

I would have to squash that rule nt Shermann Nov 2022 #9

Yer a wing nut. The Jungle 1 Nov 2022 #10

Try... HappyCynic Nov 2022 #11

All of this I relish. kairos12 Nov 2022 #12

That was plucking hilarious! Callalily Nov 2022 #13

That joke is a crime against humanity. zanana1 Nov 2022 #14

unweird

(3,306 posts)

1. At least you won't get a dressing down over it

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Nov 24, 2022, 07:33 PM

Nov 2022

MLAA

(19,800 posts)

2. Did you answer 'I yam what I yam?'

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Nov 24, 2022, 07:43 PM

Nov 2022

kairos12

(13,705 posts)

3. DUZY! Thread winner!

Reply to MLAA (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 24, 2022, 07:48 PM

Nov 2022

MLAA

(19,800 posts)

4. Thanks!

Reply to kairos12 (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 24, 2022, 07:50 PM

Nov 2022

I enjoy your jokes.

FuzzyRabbit

(2,218 posts)

5. Puns on Thanksgiving put me in a fowl mood.

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Nov 24, 2022, 08:06 PM

Nov 2022

kairos12

(13,705 posts)

6. That deserves a dressing down.

Reply to FuzzyRabbit (Reply #5)

Thu Nov 24, 2022, 08:16 PM

Nov 2022

PJMcK

(25,126 posts)

7. You are a bird brain (n/t)

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Nov 24, 2022, 09:12 PM

Nov 2022

Orrex

(67,390 posts)

8. Keep us abreast of the situation.

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Nov 24, 2022, 09:21 PM

Nov 2022

Shermann

(9,072 posts)

9. I would have to squash that rule nt

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Nov 24, 2022, 09:26 PM

Nov 2022

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)

10. Yer a wing nut.

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Nov 24, 2022, 09:27 PM

Nov 2022

HappyCynic

(1,416 posts)

11. Try...

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Nov 24, 2022, 09:28 PM

Nov 2022

See if you cran bury your punning impulses. If you can't wing it, I suggest you keep your pie hole shut except when stuffing your face. Take your time to gobble gobble the food to not be rude. Politeness and consideration. Everything else is just gravy.

kairos12

(13,705 posts)

12. All of this I relish.

Reply to HappyCynic (Reply #11)

Thu Nov 24, 2022, 09:35 PM

Nov 2022

Callalily

(15,418 posts)

13. That was plucking hilarious!

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Nov 25, 2022, 08:26 AM

Nov 2022

zanana1

(6,524 posts)

14. That joke is a crime against humanity.

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Nov 25, 2022, 11:19 AM

Nov 2022

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