Brace Yourselves.....

[KS Toronado]

[Ferrets are Cool]

1. Coming my ass...they never left.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. I was already wished "Merry Christmas" just today

Had a recheck at the doctor's office. Guess they didn't get the memo...

[I_UndergroundPanther]

3. My answer

I always answer the merry christmas if said christian annoys me with" happy solstice"

Or A "Hail Satan ,so eat ,drink and be merry because at any time you might not get to eat,drink or be merry anymore".

[Delmette2.0]

7. I say they same thing.

When they give me a puzzled look I add "now the days get longer".

[IronLionZion]

4. Saying that is now a Capital offense in the new woke America

I saw a brave MAGA patriot say that phrase at a shop. Then a woke antifa witch turned him into a newt before he could reach for his assault rifle hanging over his shoulder. Guns don't help much in the war on Christmas

[PufPuf23]

5. Christians who do not realize that they are metaphorical Satanists stole Christmas.

The asshats are selfish liars that tire me out.

If Christians are so worried about "grooming" children, they should consider the lies and mind fucks they teach their own children (as well as attempt to teach other children and make the laws of the nation.

Long ago I enjoyed the holidays and the holiday spirit.

[Trueblue Texan]

6. Right, but all those family Christmas pics..

...with AR-15s don't depict a war on Christmas.

[Tetrachloride]

8. Try singing Silent Night and see who says shut up

[paleotn]

9. Happy holidays, wankers!

[Beachnutt]

10. .

[AverageOldGuy]

11. I'm a lifelong liberal Democrat and . . .

. . . I say "Merry Christmas" to everyone I encounter. I have some agnostic, atheist, Jewish and Muslim friends . . . all of whom say "Merry Christmas" to me. We all decided not to enlist in the "war on Christmas" or whatever it's supposed to be.

[Shermann]

12. A day may come when the honesty of men prevails

...but it is not this day!