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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThe average person has sex 91 times per year...
which means I'm in for one HELL of a December.
MLAA
(17,553 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,593 posts)Those things are TERRIBLE lubricants.
MLAA
(17,553 posts)Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. Be the labor (or laborer) great or small do it well or not at all.
LuckyCharms
(17,593 posts)This is a little embarrassing, but what the hell...
See, I have a premature ejaculation problem.
So I tried some of that "numbing gel".
But every time I applied it, I had an orgasm.
calimary
(81,993 posts)LymphocyteLover
(5,756 posts)niyad
(114,984 posts)We will, of course, want full reports, including video!
rurallib
(62,581 posts)NNadir
(33,642 posts)With these happy memories, we can rest up in this and future Decembers.
At this point, we just want to avoid muscle spasms and loss of sleep.
Sancho
(9,073 posts)...
bringthePaine
(1,788 posts)LymphocyteLover
(5,756 posts)sinkingfeeling
(51,687 posts)rzemanfl
(29,630 posts)Please don't spread this statistic around, we live on fixed incomes!
OnlinePoker
(5,738 posts)El Mimbreno
(778 posts)That include DIY?
keithbvadu2
(37,574 posts)Better looking, too.
Damn that reality!
Demnation
(395 posts)Ford_Prefect
(8,011 posts)Kennah
(14,407 posts)rzemanfl
(29,630 posts)Last edited Sat Dec 3, 2022, 04:04 PM - Edit history (1)
IMHO.
njhoneybadger
(3,910 posts)twodogsbarking
(10,324 posts)judesedit
(4,464 posts)DFW
(54,895 posts)I sure was--on both counts!
LymphocyteLover
(5,756 posts)LymphocyteLover
(5,756 posts)keithbvadu2
(37,574 posts)This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off,
A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 57 times last year.
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, See! That was more than once a week!
The second bull is to be sold, Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.
Again the wife bugs her husband, Hey, thats more than twice a week. What do you say to that?
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale, And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, Thats once a day, every day of the year! How about you?
The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!
Marthe48
(17,444 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,438 posts)rickford66
(5,548 posts)Skittles
(153,935 posts)reminds me of this exchange
Doctor: how many times a year do you have sex
Man: including with my wife?
Doctor: yes
Man: none