The average person has sex 91 times per year...

[LuckyCharms]

which means I'm in for one HELL of a December.

[MLAA]

1. Better stock up on Ben-Gay, Advil and Ace Bandages!

[LuckyCharms]

2. With all due respect...

Those things are TERRIBLE lubricants.

[MLAA]

3. With all due respect I'm not the one who put everything off until the last month!

‘Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. Be the labor (or laborer) great or small do it well or not at all.’

[LuckyCharms]

4. I have a damn good reason for "putting everything off until the last month".

This is a little embarrassing, but what the hell...

See, I have a premature ejaculation problem.

So I tried some of that "numbing gel".

But every time I applied it, I had an orgasm.

[calimary]

10. Hey, whatever works!

[LymphocyteLover]

26. LOL!

[niyad]

5. Lots of hot peppers, the warm spices. And a whole lot of caffeine!

We will, of course, want full reports, including video!

[rurallib]

6. gonna be burning the candle at both ends, so to speak?

[NNadir]

7. It's an average. My wife and covered when we were young.

With these happy memories, we can rest up in this and future Decembers.

At this point, we just want to avoid muscle spasms and loss of sleep.

[Sancho]

8. Can't wait to see your advent calendar...

...

[bringthePaine]

9. ok, and how many times with someone else?...

[LymphocyteLover]

25. Right?

[sinkingfeeling]

11. Funny

[rzemanfl]

12. I am 75 and my Medicare Advantage plan pays for ten generic Viagra pills a month.

Please don't spread this statistic around, we live on fixed incomes!

[OnlinePoker]

13. I'm 61 and haven't had sex that many times in my life. n/t

[El Mimbreno]

14. 91 times, huh...

That include DIY?

[keithbvadu2]

15. In my imagination, I'm above average.

Better looking, too.

Damn that reality!

[Demnation]

16. 91? Seems low.

[Ford_Prefect]

18. Roughly once every 4 days... I suppose that's plausible?

[Kennah]

17. Does menage a un count?

[rzemanfl]

32. Menage a moi is the appropriate term.

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IMHO.

[njhoneybadger]

19. I can't wait to show my wife this.

[twodogsbarking]

20. Is that all?

[judesedit]

21. You guys are funny

[DFW]

22. I'm betting that a lot of 60 plus people are a below average as below thirty are above average.

I sure was--on both counts!

[LymphocyteLover]

23. Better eat your Lucky Charms!

[LymphocyteLover]

24. Does this include sex with yourself?

[keithbvadu2]

27. The Same Cow! - Joke

This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.

The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off,

“A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 57 times last year.”

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, “See! That was more than once a week!”

The second bull is to be sold, “Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.”

Again the wife bugs her husband, “Hey, that’s more than twice a week. What do you say to that?”

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale, “And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!”

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, “That’s once a day, every day of the year! How about you?”

The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, “Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!”

[Marthe48]

28. In your dreams

[Mr.Bill]

29. Used them all up already?

[rickford66]

30. There's a lot of liars out there.

[Skittles]

31. heh

reminds me of this exchange

Doctor: how many times a year do you have sex

Man: including with my wife?

Doctor: yes

Man: none

[Prairie_Seagull]

33. Great, another statistic to keep the poor man down.

[orangecrush]

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