Even if everyone else forgets your birthday or special occasion, your dog will never let you down

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[pinboy3niner]

1. Ha!

[turtlerescue1]

2. Some things you can count on,

but when Max leaves it in a wrapped box I'll be pretty amaze.

[cyberswede]

3. LOL!

[HopeHoops]

4. Why the fuck can't they use the tile?

[ohiosmith]

5. Ever try wiping your ass on a hard cold tile floor?

[HopeHoops]

6. It doesn't matter. They'll wipe their asses on the carpet anyway (the scoot streak).

But the probability of a dog shitting on the carpet is directly proportionate to how loose they are. They only drop the firm ones on the tile.

[rurallib]

7. that could be the turd that's polished up into the next

Republican presidential candidate.