Embrace the sparkle or walk away

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Sravan Panuganti, DO, FACOS @SPuro88
MY SON SPILLED A BOTTLE OF GLITTER IN OUR LIVING ROOM HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER FROM THIS

Dipipi, Esq. 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @dipipi
The half-life of glitter is about 468 years. So there is no recovering from this. I'm sorry. You will be picking it off your cheek when you're 80.

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[EYESORE 9001]

1. I embrace the glitter

I have four granddaughters, so there’s no escaping it.

[ThoughtCriminal]

2. Our IT department never forgot

the teacher that ran some artwork with glitter through one of the biz-hubs.

[Irish_Dem]

4. So what happens when a biz hub and glitter meet head on?

[ThoughtCriminal]

5. Biblical scale apocalypse. Old Testament style

We're talking real wrath of God stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes…The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria.

But eventually we managed to get it cleaned out.

[Irish_Dem]

6. Jebus. What the hell is a biz hub anyway?

[ThoughtCriminal]

7. Large, multi-function, networked, printer, scanner, copier

[Irish_Dem]

8. Ok got it. Modern day copier.

Yep teacher gave you guys a glitter bomb for sure.

[LakeArenal]

3. An you believe there are people allergic to glitter

I am one of them. But I can still bedazzle with plastic diamonds.

[ThoughtCriminal]

9. Ukraine should glitter bomb Moscow

Or would that be considered a WMD?