Oldie but goodie

[Wicked Blue]

How to Turkey the Christmas Cook

Step 1. Buy a turkey
Step 2. Have a glass of wine
Step 3. Stuff turkey
Step 4. Have a glass of wine
Step 5. Put turkey in oven
Step 6. Relax, have another glass of wine
Step 7. Turk the bastey!
Step 8. Wine of glass another get
Step 9. Hunt for the meat thermometer
Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine
Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours
Step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13. Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 14. Turk the carvey!
Step 15. Get yourself another wottle of bine!
Step 16. Tet the sable, and pour yourself another glass of turkey
Step 17. Turk the carvey!!

[StoolPigeon]

1. I always follow these steps

Except for the ones that have to do with turkey.

[Wicked Blue]

2. Do you bake the wine for four hours?

What temperature?

[StoolPigeon]

3. Well, something's baked

for longer than 4 hours. But I haven't checked my temperature yet.