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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsDoes anybody want to hear about my virtual colonoscopy?
I'm 75 and normally would be done with colonoscopies, but I have a strong family history of colon cancer. My gastro guy prefers not to sedate me for a regular colonoscopy because I have lung problems.
The prep was easy and the same as for a regular colonoscopy. My doctor uses the Miralax/Gatorade process, much nicer than drinking a gallon of that awful stuff. In addition I had to drink three tiny bottles of stuff after meals and then a bottle of awful stuff (but it was small and I got it down in one gulp) to make my innards radioactive or something (the test is done with an MRI machine).
The colonoscopy itself was worse than a regular one, though, because I didn't get any Versed or other fine drugs. They put a small balloon up my butt and inflated it. This was not painful but weird. Then they shot me through the machine in three positions: back, side, stomach. It was hard for me to breathe, especially on my stomach, but that was all that was tough except for no drugs.
If I didn't have breathing problems it would have been a walk in the park, but if I didn't have breathing problems I wouldn't have had a virtual one, so what are you going to do?
Oh, and also: I knew they were going to put air into my colon, but I didn't know about the balloon. I was looking forward to farting the house down.
Eliot Rosewater
(31,112 posts)PS for others who will do this again there is a new pill version that is much easier, the prep.
ask doc for SUTAB
bamagal62
(3,257 posts)But, Im terrified I wont be able to swallow them or choke on them. Theyre huge. Its A LOT of pills. Considering calling back and requesting the liquid.
Would love more info about them.
MissB
(15,808 posts)Dh has had both; he much prefers the horse pills. He doesnt love pills.
Again, the liquid stuff is awful. I was so mad to find out I couldve avoided it. Next time!
Eliot Rosewater
(31,112 posts)her experience was a "breeze" compared to the other stuff.
I had just gone thru it but was prescribed the gallons of horrible thick, disgusting goop and it made me sick everytime I drank it.
If you can swallow these pills, they are by far the better way to go.
cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)but the liquid prep my doctor used was a breeze. You mix 4 oz of Miralax (the small bottle) with a 32 oz bottle of Gatorade or some other liquid on their list--I used Crystal Lite--and drink a glass every 15 minutes until it's gone. That's at noon. Then you do the same thing at 3. Then you have to drink a tiny bottle of something to make your guts glow in the MRI, so I don't think you'd have to do that part for a regular colonoscopy.
The pills sound a lot easier, but if for some reason you can't take the pills, I'd definitely ask my doctor about the Miralax/Gatorade option. It's a thousand times easier than the gallon of liquefied shit I had to drink last time.
bamagal62
(3,257 posts)is 2 16oz solutions. So, not the gallon stuff.
cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)Good luck!
bamagal62
(3,257 posts)cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)Why can't I have versed anyway? They thought I was joking.
Eliot Rosewater
(31,112 posts)them taht i have a high tolerance to versed and that unless they have an anesthesiologist on board to give me more than the nurse is able to give they may want to use something else.
I think they used propofol on me last time due to this.
Walleye
(31,024 posts)I hope they have improved the prep
MissB
(15,808 posts)instead of the liquid!
DBoon
(22,366 posts)Coventina
(27,120 posts)Abolishinist
(1,296 posts)thought this was some sort of Zoom meeting where you somehow did the procedure yourself. I know, I know.
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Abolishinist
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Turbineguy
(37,331 posts)in2herbs
(2,945 posts)regular C at age 75 and was clean. In fact the dr jokingly told him he never wanted to see him again.
Three months later he was diagnosed with colorectal cancer. He chose not to have any treatment so guess what happened to him?
So watch for any changes and when no changes occur, be joyous.
cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)all clear, hallelujah. I don't know how frequently I'm going to have this done--my husband, also 75, was told he was done with them for the rest of his life, but he has no family history of colon cancer. In my father's family, they all got it, so I'm vigilant. I don't think you're being a downer at all, btw, just thoughtful and generous to use your sad experience to warn people that nothing in this life is certain.