Finally checked Mega Millions tickets from 1/10 drawing.

[sinkingfeeling]

Won $200! Had 3 numbers and the mega!

[Luciferous]

1. Nice!

[ColinC]

2. Congrats!!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Wow, how cool! Congrats! n/t

[Iggo]

4. You win the lottery!

Nice.

[ret5hd]

5. Spouse1: what would you do if...

We won the lottery?

Spouse2: take my half and leave.

Spouse1: here’s your $5.

[Pinback]

7. Lol

Follow this up with the “vacation behind the fridge” dartboard map joke. Dad Joke classics.

[BOSSHOG]

11. T Shirt seen in the French Quarter

Cool Dads pick up all the Checks! Hands down the tamest of hundreds of t shirts seen in the quarter.

[Pinback]

13. Oh yeah, baby, I'm a check magnet all right!

[badhair77]

6. Congrats!

Good for you. I haven’t checked mine from that date.

[Shermann]

8. If the jackpot keeps going up, it really will be a billion dollars

The advertised jackpot is complete false advertising.

Hey man can I borrow $30? I promise to pay you back...$1 a year for the next 30 years. Sounds like we're square to me!

[underpants]

9. Congratulations

I’m on a streak of not even getting one right - Mega and powerball

[MLAA]

10. Congrats! Hope you got a tic for tonight!

Nobody I’d rather share 1.3$ billion with!

[Sanity Claws]

12. Congrats!

[KPN]

14. Woo hoo! Good for you! Congrats!