Did you hear about the man who was rushed to the hospital after swallowing 6 plastic horses?

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It was terrible at first, but now the doctors are describing his condition as stable.

[Atticus]

1. Neigh, not "stable", LAME! nt

[Goonch]

2. 🐴

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3. Haha! You sleigh me!

[BOSSHOG]

4. Guess what I heard?

Sheep.

Thank you. Thank you. I won’t be in the lounge all night, but when you come to that fork in the road, take it.

[markodochartaigh]

5. Did you hear that Herschel Walker, Mitch McConnell, and

Matt Gaetz were in Kansas when they were blown up into a tornado? After they whirled around a bit they were dropped down on a brick road, a yellow brick road. They saw a green city in the distance and on the way there they passed some short guys who told them that the Wizard who lived there could help them get home, and if they asked nicely, he might grant them each a wish. Herschel Walker said that he was going to ask for a brain. Mitch McConnell said that he would ask for a heart. Matt Gaetz said "I wonder where Dorothy is?"

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6. LOL

[chowmama]

7. Well,

it was a team effort.

[Beartracks]

8. That might give one the trots.

[CaptainTruth]

9. That one is a real barn burner.

[LudwigPastorius]

10. I heard it only hurts whinny laughs.

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11. Good one...