I'm going to make a post in the lounge everytime

[LuckyCharms]

I sit on my nuts.

Consider this post the first one.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Get a bigger bowl so you don't spill your nuts on the sofa. nt

[debm55]

2. That is funny.

[sl8]

3. Por vous:

Tchaikovsky - The Nutcracker Suite, Op 71a

avrilfan2213

2011 Dec 11

The Nutcracker is a two-act ballet, with a score by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. Tchaikovsky made a selection of eight of the numbers from the ballet, forming The Nutcracker Suite, Op. 71a, intended for concert performance. The Nutcracker Suite should not be mistaken for the complete ballet. The outline below represents the selection and sequence of the Nutcracker Suite culled by the composer.

I. Miniature Overture 0:00
II. Danses caractéristiques
--a. Marche 3:29
--b. Dance of the Sugar-Plum Fairy 5:59
--c. Russian Dance (Trepak) 7:47
--d. Arabian Dance 8:58
--e. Chinese Dance 12:04
--f. Reed-Flutes 13:05
III. Waltz of the Flowers 15:15

No copyright infringement intended. The rights of this song go to their respective owners.
*I'm talking about the recordings*

[EYESORE 9001]

4. My post count would go up for sure

It usually happens when I get out of the truck - around every other week or so - but I never considered sharing my pain with the world.

[LuckyCharms]

5. I have an SUV and a compact car.

The seats in the compact were designed specifically so you have to painfully drag your nuts along the raised edge of the seat when entering the vehicle.

[Harker]

6. Maybe pants would help. n/t

[LuckyCharms]

7. Do I just put them on my nuts?

How are these "nut pants" sized?

[Harker]

8. From "Hummingbird" to "Emu.". n/t

[LuckyCharms]

10. I can't afford any new clothes.

So I'm going to try duct taping a coffee mug over them.

[Harker]

14. Does it have "Wake up and smell the coffee!" printed on it?

[Docreed2003]

9. Sounds like you need "The Nut Bra"

[LuckyCharms]

11. Damn, guess what spurred this OP?

My friend texted me the above video, and we had a 20 minute text conversation about sitting on your nuts.

[Docreed2003]

12. 🤣🤣. That's a classic for sure!

Hope your unfortunate nut escapades a few and far between.

[LuckyCharms]

13. My wife really enjoyed me replaying it loudly about 20 times!

[Docreed2003]

15. Lmao

I'm sure she did!