No, I will not be coming over for dinner....

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[IHateRonDesantis1986]

1. What is this?

[Irish_Dem]

7. We honestly don't know.

[mercuryblues]

31. TicToc trend

make awful shit to get the clicks and hope you go viral. They didn't actually eat that mess. All for the clicks.

[intrepidity]

2. Why stop the video right before the taste reaction? nt

[Irish_Dem]

13. I think you mean the upchuck reaction?

[yorkster]

17. Perfect word. n/t

[Brother Buzz]

20. Because the ambulance siren was a little distracting

[Irish_Dem]

23. Going straight to the morgue would save a lot of time.

[KS Toronado]

34. Love your new Avatar.

[Brother Buzz]

39. Blind Boy Fuller's song, Truckin' My Blues Away, was Robert Crumb's inspiration for Keep on Truckin'

And the rest is history. Not many people realize Truckin' was the hot dance in Harlem in the thirties.

I got a gal here in this town, she's the best lookin' brown around
I got a gal in this town, best lookin' brown around
She's a-strictly tailor-made, she ain't no hand-me-down
Catch you truckin' with her, I'm gonna sure shoot you down

Keep on truckin' mama, truckin' my blues away
Truckin' my blues away
Keep on truckin' mama, truckin' my blues away
Keep on truckin' mama, girl you truck my blues away

I got a gal she's little and neat
When she's starts to truckin', man it's so sweet
Keep on truckin' mama, truckin' my blues away
Truckin' my blues away

[KS Toronado]

43. WOW, history thanks Buzz

Will be forwarding this to a local bodyman who always puts the Aerosmith license plate on the front of all the
classic vehicles he restores.

[yorkster]

3. Biolab special.....

she did everything but massage that sucker..
The hands, the hands. They're everywhere.

[Irish_Dem]

6. I know, all that tactile contact with the food was interesting.

[yorkster]

8. And not in a good way.

[Irish_Dem]

12. I was trying not to say what I was thinking.

[yorkster]

16. Well, actually I was thinking mostly about the "goim" factor,

but I could see where things could come to mind.

But the combo of everything she assembled is insane.

[Irish_Dem]

18. She was a bit excited about the whole thing.

In an odd tactile way.

[yorkster]

25. Well, she called 40 minutes "slow cooking".

Time and other constraints may be relative to her. It's mostly that her lingo sounds like things said by someone preparing a potentially good dinner and the visual sure ain't that.

[Irish_Dem]

27. Yep. Acted like she was Julia Childs.

[intrepidity]

15. Not to mention the hair

And what was the red stuff, pasta sauce?

Thing is, that is one expensive mess: a dozen BigMacs (like, what, $50 nowadays?) a dozen McChickens, pound of bacon, two pounds of cheese....

I mean, it's one thing when it's leftovers--no doubt how it began--but then buying those things for this purpose?

[Irish_Dem]

21. Right. Go buy $200 worth of fast food, cheese and bacon. Smash it all together.

Oh don't forget to pour syrup all over it first.

[debm55]

32. I thought it was ketchup.

[Skittles]

41. yes, that bothered me

the hair nearly touching the food

[montanacowboy]

4. I won't be coming over either

that is enough to make me sick just looking at it

[Irish_Dem]

9. I know, was that a bottle of pancake syrup she was squirting all over the mess?

I got queasy right off the bat.

[Irish_Dem]

5. She should have put two packages of Oreo cookies on top.

Truly this is a woman who has lost her mind.

[intrepidity]

10. TacoTown!

[Elessar Zappa]

11. I'll try anything but that's a little much.

[Irish_Dem]

14. I'm picky about food, I went sideways when she smashed the French fries on the burgers.

With her hands no less.

Then the pancake syrup did me in.

[Lifeafter70]

19. Heart attack in a pan

As a poster above stated a very expensive one.

[debm55]

24. That is disgusting, She seems to be proud of it, though.

[rsdsharp]

26. Worst Cooks in America rejected her as a lost cause.

[a kennedy]

28. OMGAWD, a heart attack gonna happen right after the first bite.

The little doggie was kinda cute.

[Solly Mack]

29. They lost a bet?

And had to humiliate themselves on TikTok eating something gross?

[Mr.Bill]

30. Mar a Lago casserole.

As far as smashing the food down, most fast food I've gotten looks like that's exactly what they did to it.

[LuckyCharms]

33. I'd eat it.

[Nevilledog]

35. Before asking if she's single?

[LuckyCharms]

36. Well, is she?

[Nevilledog]

37. With the size of that gourmet meal I reckon she's part of a thruple

[Fla Dem]

38. That's one of the stupidest, grossest meal preparations I think I've ever seen.

[LudwigPastorius]

40. What is wrong with people?

They are the worst.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

42. That is a disgusting (and dumb) mess.

Either the bacon will be undercooked or all that other shit will be overcooked. Regardless, it's still a disgusting mess of grease, oil and fat.

[sl8]

44. This seems very similar to those Rick Lax videos.

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I don't know if this one is from "Rick Lax", but the vibe seems the same.

https://lifehacker.com/how-to-avoid-being-triggered-by-fake-viral-recipe-video-1846869897
Let's Stop Pretending Those Viral Recipe Shitposts Are Real