I've got twenty hearts to give away. Anyone want a valentine from this crabby old fart?

[A HERETIC I AM]

If you have zero or one, just say so.

No groveling please!


LOL...

HEARTS! HEARTS HERE! GET EM' WHILE THEIR HOT! RED HOT HEARTS HERE!





Make it snappy! I gotta take a shower!

[Sanity Claws]

1. From one crabby old fart to another,

could I have a red hot heart? Gracias.

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. Quick as a Zabadee.....

Done

[Sanity Claws]

4. One gift deserves another.

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. Awww....

[Meadowoak]

3. I would love one, and it's for a good cause. Please and thank you.

[pandr32]

5. What goes around comes around.

Spreading the love.

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. Alla sudden I don't feel so crabby!

I still need a shower, though!

[redwitch]

8. Sure!

If you have any left!

[EYESORE 9001]

9. Speaking of groveling...

Has Grovelbot made an appearance during this fund drive? He was on hiatus for what seemed like a decade or more, then made an appearance last year…I think. Please don’t tell me that I imagined it.

[A HERETIC I AM]

13. I haven't see Grovelbot in years.

But he wasn't hard to find;

[EYESORE 9001]

15. Please tell me that he was a part of fundraising within the past couple of years

Of all the things I’ve lost, I’ll miss my mind the most.

[A HERETIC I AM]

17. I don't recall seeing him last year....

But don't worry about losing your mind. It happens to the best of us sandwich Pontiac ruffles drying rack flerbleshams.

[PJMcK]

10. Who needs 'em? (n/t)

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. Nobody.

But ya got one anyway!

[PJMcK]

12. Thanks

I, too, am a crabby old fart!

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. Cheers!

[Elessar Zappa]

16. Hi!

[A HERETIC I AM]

18. Howdy!

[Elessar Zappa]

19. Thank you.

[2naSalit]

20. Nope...

But I'm going to buy some more.