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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI couldn't believe this is a real movie. It is.
"VelociPastor"
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1843303/
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I couldn't believe this is a real movie. It is. (Original Post)
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Feb 2023
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Brother Buzz
(40,406 posts)2. Quite a tease, but I'll pass
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
underpants
(197,177 posts)4. You really can't go wrong with hookers and ninjas
Just saying.
ret5hd
(22,588 posts)6. --AND DINOSAURS!!!--
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live love laugh
(16,480 posts)3. WOW
Midnight Writer
(25,740 posts)5. I bet the dinosaur is a master of martial arts
And ninjas killed his parents.
LudwigPastorius
(15,001 posts)8. I could feel my brain damaging just by watching the trailer.
csziggy
(34,189 posts)9. No one believed Sharknado was a real movie until they saw it
I bet the producers are hoping VelociPastor will strike the same funny bone that Sharknado did.
mike_c
(37,132 posts)10. "you might also like" Llamageddon and Killer Sofa
And of course, The Velocipastor 2.
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