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(47,245 posts) Thu Feb 16, 2023, 10:51 PM Feb 2023

I couldn't believe this is a real movie. It is.

"VelociPastor"

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1843303/

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I couldn't believe this is a real movie. It is. (Original Post) Archae Feb 2023 OP

Oh lort blm Feb 2023 #1

Quite a tease, but I'll pass Brother Buzz Feb 2023 #2

You really can't go wrong with hookers and ninjas underpants Feb 2023 #4

--AND DINOSAURS!!!-- ret5hd Feb 2023 #6

This message was self-deleted by its author ret5hd Feb 2023 #7

WOW live love laugh Feb 2023 #3

I bet the dinosaur is a master of martial arts Midnight Writer Feb 2023 #5

I could feel my brain damaging just by watching the trailer. LudwigPastorius Feb 2023 #8

No one believed Sharknado was a real movie until they saw it csziggy Feb 2023 #9

"you might also like" Llamageddon and Killer Sofa mike_c Feb 2023 #10

blm

(114,761 posts)

1. Oh lort

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Thu Feb 16, 2023, 10:55 PM

Feb 2023

Brother Buzz

(40,406 posts)

2. Quite a tease, but I'll pass

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Thu Feb 16, 2023, 10:59 PM

Feb 2023

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

underpants

(197,177 posts)

4. You really can't go wrong with hookers and ninjas

Reply to Brother Buzz (Reply #2)

Thu Feb 16, 2023, 11:18 PM

Feb 2023

Just saying.

ret5hd

(22,588 posts)

6. --AND DINOSAURS!!!--

Reply to underpants (Reply #4)

Thu Feb 16, 2023, 11:43 PM

Feb 2023

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ret5hd This message was self-deleted by its author.

live love laugh

(16,480 posts)

3. WOW

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Thu Feb 16, 2023, 11:08 PM

Feb 2023

Midnight Writer

(25,740 posts)

5. I bet the dinosaur is a master of martial arts

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Thu Feb 16, 2023, 11:40 PM

Feb 2023

And ninjas killed his parents.

LudwigPastorius

(15,001 posts)

8. I could feel my brain damaging just by watching the trailer.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Fri Feb 17, 2023, 12:41 AM

Feb 2023

csziggy

(34,189 posts)

9. No one believed Sharknado was a real movie until they saw it

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Fri Feb 17, 2023, 10:19 AM

Feb 2023

I bet the producers are hoping VelociPastor will strike the same funny bone that Sharknado did.

mike_c

(37,132 posts)

10. "you might also like" Llamageddon and Killer Sofa

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Fri Feb 17, 2023, 04:40 PM

Feb 2023

And of course, The Velocipastor 2.

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