On occasion if I put a crisp one dollar bill

[kairos12]

in my wallet something happens. I think the few crinkly, wrinkled bills I have (all 2 of them), "say look who this is, Mr. Fancy Dollar in his fancy suit."

I think they rough him up because when I get the dollars out to pay for some gum later they are all wrinkled up. Looks like Mr. Fancy Dollar got worked over.

[CrispyQ]

1. Maybe they just want to be something else?

https://www.homemade-gifts-made-easy.com/money-origami.html

[dweller]

2. Try this ...

Next time put 3 new crispy $1 dollar bills in there with the 2 crumpled $1 bills …
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If my theory is correct, next time you look you should find a crispy new $5 bill looking back at you …



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[stopdiggin]

3. I like this!

honorable mention at least in the creative speculation department.

The only sure thing I know about dollar bills (other than the fact that I currently have none) - is that not a single one of them will ever work in a change machine. We all just as well be carrying around Monopoly money - for all the utility and/or value involved!

[True Dough]

4. kairos, I'm glad to hear

that the three $1 bills are back in your possession and no longer subject to a conservatorship!