I want to learn to play this on the guitar

[ashling]

[Scuba]

1. E-minor and D-major.

[saras]

2. There's more chords that that. Here you go

shit. there's no blockquote yet. Paste it into something with a fixed-width font (Courier New, for example), otherwise it won't make sense.

Starts in C, ends in G

C - - -

C - F - G7 - C -
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now

G7 - C - D7 - G7 -
Call J G Wentworth 8 7 7-CASH NOW

C - F - G7 - Am -
I have an annuity but I need cash now

G7 - C - D7 - G7 - D7 - G7 -
Call J G Wentworth 8 7 7 CASH NOW 8 7 7 CASH NOW

F - C - G7 - C
They've helped thousands, they'll help you too

F - C - D7 - G7 - - -
One lump sum of cash they will pay to you

C - F - G7 - C -
If you get long term payments but you need cash now

G7 - C - D7 - G7 -
Call J G Wentworth 8 7 7-CASH NOW

D7 - G7 - D7 - G7 - G- - - -
8 7 7 CASH NOW 8 7 7 CASH NOW (recitation)

D7 - D7 - D7 - - - G
Call J G Wentworth 8 7 7 CASH NOW

Keep on rockin' in the free world

[Scuba]

3. Cool, but...

... my practice list is already longer than my hand strength.


I'll keep working on my blues and rock.

[gratuitous]

4. May I just say I despise these commercials and the outfit they're plugging?

Having worked in the legal field for 30 years, I can say with some confidence that if you are the beneficiary of a structured settlement, there's probably a very good reason for it. That reason usually being that the beneficiary isn't capable of handling his own money very well, and is likely to get snookered out of all or part of it by some fast-talker. But along comes our good friends J.G. Wentworth to tell Mr. Traumatic Brain Injury that it's your money and you need it NOW!

For dimes on the dollar, a person signs away a settlement that was supposed to take care of them for years and now takes care of them for months. At the end of that time, they're screwed, their money is gone, and J.G. Wentworth can afford a whole new cycle of clever ads. Capitalism!

[ashling]

5. Believe me, I agree with you 100%

used to practice law myself.

right now I am hearing a commercial for reverse mortgages - well, at least it's not Fred Thompson. LOL


and for the record, I wasn't really serious about playing it. It was more of a rhetorical

[gratuitous]

6. Sorry, wasn't meaning to impugn you

As I say, their commercials are rather clever. I just really hate these vultures, and probably moreso because of their slick ads.

[saras]

7. Sounds like a good reason to learn the song, and then write new words.