So I was looking for a somewhat interesting beer, and...

[TreasonousBastard]

came across Bud Light Next. No Carbs! it screamed. Impossible, I screamed.

So I bought the sixer to check it out

BLECCH!

Like water with a hint of beer flavor. 4% alcohol, the package says, but I don't believe it's even that much.

[niyad]

1. Maybe they misplaced the decimal point? .4%? or .04%?

[TreasonousBastard]

2. Tasted like it. I don't drink beer to get high, but...

I do prefer it tastes like beer.

[niyad]

3. I don't drink beer at all. But I remember several jokes about coors.

To call coors "light" is redundant. To call it beer is an insult to beer.

[LudwigPastorius]

4. So, you're saying it was like sex in a canoe?

(fucking near water?)

[William Seger]

5. That's 'cause it's not beer; it's a beer flavored seltzer

... aimed at the White Claw generation.